The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫

C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..

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Clunce

It’s a portmanteau of the words “cunt” and “dunce”, referring to a extremely foolish and antagonistic woman, particularly one who thinks she can pick a fight with a large, powerful man with no consequences..

Look at this “clunce”! She slaps that guy and thinks he’s just gonna laugh it off? Oh look, now she’s scared cause he’s swinging on her! I don’t believe in hitting a woman but that dude def do!