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Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.
Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)
A sexual pleasure, a man performs, on his own bed (by spinning, plates, on his penis (while his foreskin, if pulled back)
Louis: I'm on my out tonight, so I will create a Spinny, to entertain, myself!
Ultimate payback (for birds), being killed, by these hard pests.
Bird 1: Look at those stones, down there; they are responsible, for so many, of us being killed!
Bird 2: Yeah!... Let's reverse the odds, and Kill Two Stones, With One Bird!
Bird 1: Good Idea, but, who will go first?...
Bird 2: He will!...
Big Bird: This, definition, was brought to you, by the letter 'K' Kill Two Buirds, With One Stone
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