Agg

An abbreviation of both aggravating and aggressive. When someone or something gives you aggro, they're being a pain or difficult. This can include being a precursor to violence.

Previously abbreviated to aggro, very popular with the plebeians across Britain, but that was far too long for the commoners to say so it was abbreviated yet again to just three letters.

Nothing to do with paintball.

"Dave's being a bit loud and obnoxious today"
"Yeah he's been giving me agg all day"

"I 'eard the crew are lightin' up The Queen Vic tonight"
"The agg has already started mate, Jimmy is getting shirty with Bob before they've even walked in"

Oh shit!

Term used to stir up trouble and create a tension that may not have previously existed.

Rich: "Like my new haricut Vic?"

Vic: "It's definitely different Rich!"

Mart: "Oh shit!"

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Slops

The stale leftover beer in the pint glasses of the local pub, collected up and put back into the barrel to resell the next day.

Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.

To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.

As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.

Dave: 'Err Mike, does your pint taste rank there mate?'

Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'

Text Chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.

Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach on homosexuality.

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Text chop

To take a section of text and edit it as a method of insulting someone.

Wow Rich just done Kev with that text chop of Bush's speach about the Navy.

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goldfinger

When you use toilet paper that is too thin and your finger unfortunately breaks the paper, resulting in a golden deposit on your finger.

Kev's had the hump all day after getting goldfinger in the toilet earlier. His finger stinks!

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Meoo

An expression of disappointment, usually associated with wanting to do something bad but knowing that it's the wrong choice.

The more o's tapped to the end, the more disappointed you are.

Dawn: 'I could go for a slab of that chocolate fudge triple stack lard cake'
Emma: 'Didn't you say you were on a diet?'
Dawn: 'Yeah, guess I shouldn't then. Meoo :('

Dave: 'You coming pub tonight Mike?'
Mike: 'Damn right I am'
Neil: 'Didn't you say your in-laws were coming over for dinner tonight?'
Mike: 'Ah shizzle, yeah. No pub. Meoooooooo' (followed by tears)

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