taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

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draw skin bridge

When two men get an erection facing each other and bend their dicks down to meet in the middle then drive a toy car across their shafts.

Have you drove across a draw skin bridge?
Do you want to see a draw skin bridge?