Homiesexual

When you wanna keep a good relation ship with your bros but sometimes you have to do some border line gay shit.

“You bro can you rub my thigh”

“Yeah sure bro I’m homiesexual”

spaint

When a girl who uses spray tan gets a little overzealous and ends up with a spray tanned taint.

Guy 1: "How was that girl you hooked up with last night?" Guy 2: "She had a great ass but when the thong came off i saw her spaint."

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