Knights Of Templar

A group of random kids trying to turn an unholy group into some Christian crusader shit.

Them: can I joined Knights Of Templar?
Me: no.
Them: whyyyyyy?!
Me: Bc I lead it lol

Pivot

The definition of an app where people can make sex tapes

Person: Yo what you on?

Me: Pivot
Person: what’s that?
Me: Stick Sex go brrrrr