polishing his lance

Aka bj.

V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.

M Excuse me???

liquor knob

A shrunken cock or, of that person due to too much alcohol. Aka whiskeydick. Used as an insult or in a self-deprecating way.

A: Hey, what happened to your dick? Seems shriveled.

T: Yeah, I drank too much at the party. Guess I'm having a liquor knob.

pissnatch

An asshole. A dick.

Ugh, he's such a pissnatch.

entertainmate

A sex friend.

A: Your new girlfriend totally rocks!

B: Nah, she's just an entertainmate. Her vag totally rocks tho.