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They're under your ass.
I hope that legs becomes word of the day, because if it does, I can say:
"The word of the day is 'legs', let's go home and spread the word!"
But I can always get my girlfriend to spread her word, and by word, I mean legs.
Spread your legs bitch, I'm comin' in!!!!!
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pokemen are just normal pokemon, but with penises attached to them, even if it's a chick.
I saw this fucking crazy-ass hentai, with this Pikachu, and it was fucking Misty's asshole, and it had a penis!
Pokemen, Pokemen, Po-ke-men!
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penisi (pl. n.)
The plural form of penis
My hot gf sucked on 45 penisi, so I dumped that slut.
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A grommhole is your dickhole.
It's where piss and jism squirt out of.
It really hurts when you stick things in it.
After I covered my dick in IcyHot and jacked off my grommhole hurt like a mother fucker!
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It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy
that's a vajebus
1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.
OR
2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.
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A random word of the day that Urban Dictionary makes the word of the day
I hope this is the fucking word of the day, I really hope this is the motherfucking word of the goddamn day
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(noun)
--Used as a practical joke--
Spoonging is when a man cums on another person's sponge, and then when that person picks up the sponge, all the stored jizz comes out all sticky on his/her hand.
Alex made Jim mad, so Jim's gonna have to start spoonging Alex.
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