The Hearse Driver

The Hearse Driver, real name Lazarus S. Constantine, he is a 26 year old Photographer/writer who drives a hearse. However, Lazarus is more known for his online persona. Lazarus is one of the four founders of "The Demon Knights", a group that is rather known with in the Transformer fandom. Laz is, at times the silent one, but at other times he's the wild one right in the front. He is always thinking, and figuring out the way around any wall they may come acrossed. Most would say he vollies between smart, funny, and totally insane, just part of the Puzzle of the man called Lazarus.

Also, he perfers to be called Laz, Big Laz C, L.S.C or just about anything but Lazarus..

Did you hear about that guy called The Hearse Driver?

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aerial bomb

this is when someone stands up on a toilet seat (or from any other high position) and takes a shit

Whoa dude!!! that aerial bomb you just took splatted all over the side of the toilet!!!

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xvik

The asshole you knew as a friend and would never love anymore, he’s the kind of guy who cuts your cake on your wedding night. He’s just the asshat you knew him for. So fuck you xvik

Man 1:Wow look it’s Xvik disgusting.

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