discreetion

Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.

1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."

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