choiche

Choices are called ‘choiches’ if they are presented to you, but
1. you actually don’t have a choice at all, or
2. it doesn’t matter which one you choose because they’re all equally bad.

There are so many choiches …
It seems that I have a choiche.

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stratosphere

An enlightening streak; the atmosphere of discovering one strat (strategy) after the other.

Dude, I’m in the stratosphere right now.

your boi

A more formal and indirect way to refer to yourself, comparable to “yours truly”.

Your boi did it.
It has been fixed by your boi.

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