Wolverine

Getting smacked in the face with three dildos during sexual intercourse while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio.
or
When a Mormon or Jehovah's witness comes to the door and you answer it with a handful of jizz and style their hair in the style of Wolverine's while listening to Talk of the Tavern on Twitch or iHeart radio and wearing slippers.

She got a wolverine mic check last night.
I totally pulled a wolverine on the elder before almost converting to Mormonism while wearing a new pair of slippers.