house hippo

A rather rotund house pet (eg. cat) due to it's contant hoovering up of chips, raisins, crumbs from peanut butter on toast and anything else it can get it's gums around.

Man, that's not a cat. It's a house hippo!

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mall nazi

An overly agressive security person in a shopping mall.

Don't piss around in the store or the mall nazi will kick you out.

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