Malakooti

Malakooti; a man with ladies legs. Can fit into ladies trousers/skirts even though being the height of a male 12 year old.

Look over there, that man is wearing ladies trousers.
Look at the man, he resembles an upside down traffic cone.
Is that man disabled? Oh no it's just a Malakooti.

Fat Dallow

When a middle age man is obese to the point of hilarity.
Middle age fat man who's personality is grating.
Originates from a mythical large bellied man that is loud and offensive.

He was said to covered in curly black hair from head to foot.

Look at him over there, he's a proper Fat Dallow.
I imagine he'll die soon, look at the gut on that Fat Dallow.

I cant stand him, he's bordering on offensive that Fat Dallow.
Used widely in SW England.