Fishy fish 🐠

When your house smells fishy because you killed him once again, your fish is dead and you can’t do anything to save him, you brought him to show and tell. The others students sure had fun watching him swim around. You showed it to the school nurse, but it was too late, It stayed out of water for too long! You tried CPR, but the damn thing didn’t move!! So you carried it by the fun and buried it next to your dead dog, poor fish

I’m sorry I killed you fishy fish 🐠 I just wanted to show you to my friends

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Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

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Purple Oompa Loompa

When you fuck him so hard his weenie turns purple. After this occurs, the only solution is to be drowned in cum.
Usually happens with girls names Taloulou

“Have you seen taloulou”
“Nah, she probably drowned in cum”
Chad enters...
“Hey chad, have you seen that stripper taloulou?”
“Yeah, she gave me the purple Oompa Loompa last night! 😉”

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