NFWM

an abbreviation for No Fucking Way Man, usually used in instant messaging.

"OMG I totally got some last night!"

"NFWM! Was it hawt?"

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cock nazi

One who strictly rations sex, in order to gain a sense of control.

Example:

"Damn girl, that's twice this week. I'm not tryin' to get all serious n'shit."

"Fuck that noise, COCK NAZI. Break off some-o-dat for Mamma!"

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cock nazi

A man who rules his cock in a militant fashion, often withholding it from his lover/wife/girlfriend/fuk-buddy, in order to gain a sense of control.

"Damn girl, that's twice this week. I'm not tryin' to get all serious n'shit."

"Fuck that noise, COCK NAZI! Break off some o dat for Mamma!"

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marijuanica

Holiday celebrated on April 20th of every year.

"Dude....it's 4/20! Happy Marijuanica!"

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bajiggity

A state of being in which one behaves in an uptight fashion about something which, in reality, is primarily not how they perceive it to be.

"What do you mean Pluto isn't one of our planets anymore? What else did I learn in the 50's that was wrong?!"

"It's ok man, don't get all bajiggity."

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