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Phone zone

When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites

I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone

by Tamkin cpa December 3, 2020

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triassthalon

Prior to starting your race you have a nervous stomach and poop inside your swim trunks/body suit

My race became a triassthalon due to my nerves as I pooped myself

by Tamkin cpa June 3, 2021


stockaholic

When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market

Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic

by Tamkin cpa October 2, 2019


finvitation

A fake invitation, when the person throwing out the invite knows you can’t accept it. The intent to look like a nice guy but really the person knows you can’t accept their invite because they know you have plans you can’t change
A douche move

He asked me to his party but knew I was out of town, a finvitation to me

by Tamkin cpa May 30, 2021

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Datescape

To sneak out of a bad date, likely a blind date or set up date

She quickly left the restaurant making a datescape after seeing the guy was wierd

by Tamkin cpa July 25, 2018


Unbucket list

A list of all excursions and events you did on your bucket list that you would never do again

That zip line ride is now on my unbucket list

by Tamkin cpa December 6, 2018