Milkshake squirtgun

When you're titty banging a pregnant chick and she squirts you with milk while you cum on her face.

Gave my pregnant wife a milkshake squirtgun and we both ended up covered in white.

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Alleyway hatchback

When you lift up a person's shirt in doggie style and it smells like trash, vomit, and piss.

Went to bang this degenerate and when i was gonna go doggie straight alleyway hatchback

Teabag pocketwatch

When you teabag a person in the sun and hold your dick up like a sundial.

Hit this person with a teabag pocketwatch and it was 3:30 with a chance of sweaty eyelids

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Tampon snapback

When you're banging a girl from in the ass and the reach behind and sling a tampon to your buddy.

I hit my buddy with tampon snapback and it hit him in the face. Looked like war paint.