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Five O'Clock Flair

The ginger, and/or daywalker, equivalent of of the five o'clock shadow. Instead of darkening the skin like it's brown or black counterpart, the five o'clock flair in fact lightens the skin, or renders it reddish/orangish.

Male (to daywalking friend): You've got quite the five o'clock shadow going on.

Daywalker (to male friend): Don't you mean five o'clock flair?

by TangClock April 17, 2009

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 19, 2009

61πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


220

Slang for the Canadian public intoxication fine. The fine is of $220, and can substitute for the fine. Can also be used if you are walking someone where intoxicated.

"Stop chasing those children Mike! You're gonna get a 220!"

"Our sober drive home just bailed on us. Wanna 220 it back to my place later?"

by TangClock April 28, 2010

15πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.

I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.

by TangClock July 29, 2009

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


dick mustache

A hairstyle below the male midriff, which consists of the pubic hair above the penis being completely shaven, and the testicles left unshaven, with hair. The genitalia will then be comparable to a mustache, as the penis acts as the nose.

He said he started out shaving his pubes above my penis, and when he finished and was about to start the balls, he realized it looked kind good, so he a dick mustache.

by TangClock March 6, 2009

20πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Sand Necktie

When someone is buried in sand vertically up to his or her neck at low tide, and left for the tide to come in. And old technique said to be used by pirates.

"Yarr! When we reach land, your getting a sand necktie! Yarr!"

by TangClock May 14, 2009

18πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Enterprise

n. An award given simply for participation.

Jimmy - "I entered this contest hoping to win gold, but all I got was this lousy enterprise."

by TangClock February 7, 2009

17πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž