you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.

Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.

maypops

offbrand athletic shoes. E.g., Stadias, Zips, Winners, Dart-A-Bouts, Curtsy Times, etc.

I can't believe I lost a tennis match to that bama with those maypops. His shoes had pictures of celery on them.

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mimioflexion

a picture that exhibits recursion i.e., a picture within a picture within a picture ad infinitum. Examples include the Morton's Salt Girl and the Land O' Lakes Lady.

Stephen Colbert and the Miami Dolphins eschew mimioflexion. It's as though they are thumbing their nose (and flippering their snouts) at the world's mimioflexion enthusiasts.

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Cindy Lou Hiccup

The first hiccup that occurs after a long enough respite that you got your hopes up that they were gone.

I was humoring my aunt when I tried her hiccup cure of curtsying four times whilst blindfolded, but I didn't hiccup even once in the minute that followed and indeed became a believer until alas, here comes Cindy Lou Hiccup leaving me crestfallen.

joanworthy

when somebody or something is a good candidate for funny insults.

I hope we didn't hurt his feelings, but his Matt Houston socks were abundantly joanworthy.

ranatra

a unit of odor

I need to air out my apartment because it is about 4.26 ranatras in here.

getting on my pancreas

when someone or something is particularly pleasing or agreeable; the opposite of "getting on my nerves".

It was late, but still I was sad for dinner to end because she was really getting on my pancreas with her stories about yelling, "Hear ye, hear ye ..." during Confession.