Cigarring a Pooh

Cigarring a Pooh is When you're running late and have to clench to literally cut your pooh short...like you would a cigar.

*Txt Msg* - "Jon, Where are you? flights' in ten minutes!"
Jon - "Oh SHIT! sorry , Cigarring a Pooh as we speak!"

Bonkers

Ultimately a game of Conkers but using your testicles instead.

"Oi jon, grab your goggles...we're off for a game of Bonkers! "

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