nadhesive

Nadhesive

An alternative for the word precum. It is generally applied to situations where a bond forms between the tip of a man’s penis and his underwear after a heavy makeout session.

Nadhesive

I nearly ripped the skin off my penis, when I took of my underwear last night. My girl and I got hot and heavy then she had to go. Seems I got some Nadhesvive on the tip of my tallywhacker and it stuck to my underwear. It hurt so bad I almost called 911.

Carpet Pizza

A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.

Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?”
Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza”
Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!”
Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”