Crackalackin’

The only proper way to greet an acquaintance

Person 1 - “What’s a Crackalackin’ home slice?

Person 2 - “ Jim, please stop, you’ve been doing the same but for 12 years now, it wasn’t funny the first time, and it’s not funny now,”

Person 1 - maybe if you had a sense of humor, your wife wouldn’t have taken the kids, Mark.”