ESPMML

ESPMML (Emo/Scene People Make Me Laugh) is a MySpace account run by some racist, douche-bag girl who thinks she knows everything about everything. She thinks that she is the first one to come up with the theories she blogs about. She has legions of little MySpace fans who think she is the greatest thing to ever hit the internet and always compliment her on her writing (ex: "LMAO ILY"); when in fact, she writes very poorly about things she barely understands. In conclusion, she sucks and the people that praise her are probably illiterate.

"Maybe asians are bad drivers, but is it because their eyes are so small? I don't know."-ESPMML

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