Carter

Quite annoying, pear-shaped, some may even say he resembles sid the sloth. Carter has a hard time finding a girlfriend that is willing to put up with his moodiness. He thinks he is really cool when he wears his leather football jacket and drives around in his black SS Cobalt. May get set up on the odd blind date, but they will always appear larger than on their Instagram account. Also referred to as BBMJ (Big Booty Moody Judy) and resembles a T-Rex while running and skating.

Chelsea: Who’s that running across the field?
Jenna: Is that a T-Rex?
Chelsea: I think that’s carter!