organic

Granola eating, tree hugging, tie-dye making, hemp wearing, Berkeley native. Barely even brush their hair or shave; practice poor hygiene. Generally bare a resemblance to Tarzan, King of the Jungle. Related closely to the vegan, but a more obtuse form.

John: "So why'd you and Ari break up?"

Mark: "Dude. She never shaved her legs. That's just too organic for me..."

John: "That's messed up."

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