Phantom gay

Appearing in certain places the be gay, but outside of those places they are not.

Going to a function, such as a party..."John and Joe became phantom gay and surprised everyone by getting on the bar and pulling their pants down wearing women's thongs dancing in front of the crowd while smacking each other's ass!"

vow movement

The moment you sit down to write you’re wedding vows, you have a vow movement! Or when you get aggravated at writing your vows, you have an irritable vow movement!

Baby, when I was writing my vows, guess what I had?

- A vow movement!

Gosh I’m over these vows!! They’re pissing me off to the point that it’s giving me an irritable Vow syndrome!

smackdaddle

An expressive word referencing excitement, when doing a task, with perfect results, that you didn't mean to do.

Pouring boiling water in your instant lunch noodle cup, without a measuring cup and you guess the exact amount of water that goes exactly to the line on the inside of that noodle cup. “Holy smackdaddle I measured that water perfectly! It goes exactly to the line in this cup!” SMACKDADDLE can also be used in referencing an individual that won’t stop talking like they’re the only person there in a group setting...
“If that guy doesn’t stop talking, I’m gonna punch him right in his smackdaddle!”