Shitspearean

A person or persons who believe the words they are writing are pure literary genius, when in reality that person or persons are creating total nonsense by using the largest words they can find.

Jake’s essay contained the sentence, “the theoretical proposition of bureaucracy and why henceforth it is not economically sustainable is something the globe should take notwithstanding.” He can be described as a Shitspearean.

Leere Vase

German phrase meaning “Empty vase”. used to describe someone who is skin deep.

“Sure she’s got a nice rack but she’s a total leere vase.”

Mill-job

A mill-job is the act of sticking one’s genitalia into a fan, blender, grinder, or any other spinning mechanism either out of lust, curiosity, stupidity, or a lost bet.

“Yeah Jim bet me 20 dollars I wouldn’t stick my dick in a fan. Im 20 bucks richer but explaining what a mill-job is to the paramedics wasn’t fun.”