New York Yankees

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.

The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!

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raiders

A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year

Hmmm.. what a surprise, 4 more Oakland Raiders got suspended for steroids!

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Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

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kgarbage

Beyond garbage, also see total rubbish

We're not sure what Brennan K. Newell's full name is, so we call him "Brennan Kgarbage Newell".

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Yerf-Dog

Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.

Hey, did you steal my Yerf-Dog?

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Michael Vick

The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.

Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.

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Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

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