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A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year
Hmmm.. what a surprise, 4 more Oakland Raiders got suspended for steroids!
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An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.
Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!
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1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason
2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.
3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.
The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!
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Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.
Hey, did you steal my Yerf-Dog?
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The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.
I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.
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Beyond garbage, also see total rubbish
We're not sure what Brennan K. Newell's full name is, so we call him "Brennan Kgarbage Newell".
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