National No Rizz Day

August 28th marks the date where people that have no rizz stand up to justify getting no bitches. The people that have no rizz must bow down to the people who have mastered all three rizzes. The three rizzes being Regular Rizz, Unspoken Rizz, and Demon Rizz. All Rizz masters have the option to banish their own rizz students if they choose to, but only on this special day due to many rizz students being over banished in the past. What makes this day so extraordinary unique is the fact that on this day only, Rizz masters can evolve their rizz from being a Rizz master to a Rizz God. All in all, this day is celebrated though out the entire world (majority of men relating to the fact that they have no rizz and no bitches).

Today is National No Rizz Day.

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