Brandon

A relatively slick, yet reserved individual who has an unrelenting, arguably disturbing fixation for tot wees. His affinity for tot wees is boldy displayed through twiddling, fiddling and all out diddling. If you come across a Brandon the best course of action is to notify the appropriate authorities as he is likely wanted in numerous municipalities. Salacious.

"Hide you kids, Brandon is on the loose"

"Did you hear Brandon got banned from Disney World?!"

Q:Where is Brandon?

A: Probably over there on that jumping castle. If not there, check the seesaw or tire swing.

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