Klownmunist Party

1. A party hosted by Klownmunists
2. A party in a stopped train
3. A bunch of goddamn klowns about to take over the world and institute a democtatorship

"The good people sleep well at night as long as they're not at sleepaway camp, in which case they will be "sent home". Stopped trains will be reserved for living clownundrums, but if there's a shortage of terror, basement dorm rooms will have to do."

~Klownmunist party manifesto

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klown

1. A clown that jumps out of stopped trains

2. A clown that has committed at least 7 homicides

3. Angela from Sleepaway Camp I, II, III, and IV

4. Nate

Goddamn it, Nate! You're such a klown.

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bumbling

Buy Bumble&Bumble hair products. Endorsed by notorious bumblers George W. Bush, Chris Farley and Nate. Remember Tommy Boy? Just think of how much bumbling was in that. Our shampoo promises a 2:1 ratio of bumbling to cleansing, so that you can have immaculately clean hair AND fall on your face!!

You bumbling idiot! Punch yourself in the face!

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terrorism

The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.

The United States will do whatever it takes to win the war against terrorism.

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trekkie

One who likes to watch Star Trek episodes and movies.

'Trekies' are usually initially hooked on to the Star Trek phenomenon by the intellectually stimulating issues covered in the different episodes.

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dick klownwinski

Father of Nate and Klown Klownwinski, heirs apparent to the Klownmunist kingdom and revolution. Also a former basketball coach famous for his losing strategy of having his sons shoot three-pointers. Best friend and confidante of Jack Moss, another Klown

Dick Klownwinski is a clownundrum

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