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Tater-teeth

When you get taters in yo teeth but you’re too drunk to care

Girl, Those were some good ass fries... you got yourself some tater-teeth.

by Tater-teeth March 12, 2019


cockadoodlenoodle

When a male wakes up with lack of morning wood.

God damnit linda, I can’t fuck this morning.. I have a case of the cockadoodlenoodle.

by Tater-teeth March 12, 2019