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When you are holding in a shit for five hours and releasing nasty farts much to the dismay to those around you.
"Oh man this fiver is about to become a fixer if I can just hold it for one more hour"
"I know dude it smells like fucking shit in here!"
When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didnât drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.
âHey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I donât have enough to run the Pawnâs Gambit before my wife gets homeâ