On the rare off chance that you have taken a crap that has produced a perfect swirl much like a Dairy Queen ice cream treat, it becomes one's "dooty" to masturbate, thus producing glorious icing to flow upon said crap creating what is known as a "cinnamon bun".
Does a bear make a cinnamon bun in the woods? No, but I sure the fuck do!
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