Bed Heels

High heels so tall and impractical to walk in that you only ever wear them when having sex or to specifically look slutty.

My Fuck-buddy came over last night so I put my Bed Heels on for him

SPADed

The act of a train passing a red signal without permission. Stands for Signal Passed At Danger.

Dave is such a moron, he hasn't been allowed near our engines since he SPADed last week.