charlie potatoes

Of a male, to strut around like you have a roll of carpet under each arm thinking you are the dog's bollocks. Usually applied to spotty little chav bastards who take any eye contact to mean 'you have a problem'.

"Look at that cider drinking cunt over there acting like he's Charlie Potatoes"

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toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.

4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.

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taxi for Brown

Humerous witticism used in order to deflect criticism from the fact that you have just let rip with a stench that would choke a monkey to death. Generally used as a witty riposte by the educated whilst in polite society.

Charming old Colonel - "good God what was that noise?"
Wilde - "I was just calling a taxi for Brown my good man"

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