god damn independent

more than being independent! being GOD DAMN INDEPENDENT is the highest form of not needing no man.

No Terry, I am GOD DAMN INDEPENDENT and I can open my own noodle box

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wine drunk

The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.

Beccy got so Wine Drunk last night and liked a photo of David's new girlfriend from June 2014

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