Cherry popping

Breaking the hymin if a virgin

Cherry popping is the best man, if you know what I mean.

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Cave Spelunking

When your so deep in a girls ass, you're practically mining

So deep in her I was Cave Spelunking

2 sex

Instead of getting 1 sex, you instead get 2 sex.

(This achievable by giving your daughter and wife the same name)

Mary I would like to engage in sex. Both your daughter and wife enter the bedroom. You have achieved 2 sex

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Eggplant theory

If it fits in your ass then it will do the trick.

Eggplant theory works! I can fit a whole jar in my ass.

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