Unce

The exclamation of sexual pleasure derived from everyday, non-sexual events. And sex. What? With me?

1) Claire: What did you get on your math test?
Taylor: A hundred percent, yo.
Claire: UNCE! All over that shiiiit.

2) Claire: Look at that hot piece of booty.
Taylor: Unce-a-lunce.

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Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.

Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.

What?

Used in general conversation when you say something awkward and/or random, usually sexual or violent in manner.

1) Taylor: Man! I failed the math test.
Claire: Your mom hates you. What?

2) Claire: I saw my boyfriend last night.
Taylor: I fucked him. What?

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