Fortnite bod

The newfound higher body fat content of a child that tries to make a career out of a battle royale game, leading to a dramatic increase in sedentary behavior and Mountain Dew consumption.

Friend: Yo wtf happened to your little brother? He eat a Oreo factory?
Me: Nah, he just played squads all summer. He’s pretty decent at it now, and he got that Fortnite bod to match.

Yassed

Verb
Pronounced Yāss - d

Typically used in New England snow sports vernacular;
To wipe out in a grand or entertaining fashion, specially as a result of the unexpected snow conditions found on New England ski slopes.

*Friend fucking eats it out of nowhere*
Me: Yo you good?
Friend: I hit an divot and it double ejected my skis.
Me: How’d you not see it?
Friend: Dude the light’s so flat I can’t fucking see a thing.
Me: Bruh you got fucking yassed.
Friend: Bruh my lower back got fucking yassed. I’m done for the day.