Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.

1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!

Poot

An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.

Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-

2D/murdoc

The fanfictual coupling of 2D and Murdoc from Gorillaz

I wrote a 2D/Murdoc fanfic yesterday

I hate the 2D/Murdoc fanfics because they always end up having buttsex.