yapathon

When someone's been yapping for so long they might as well have just ran a marathon with how much energy they spent talking even when nobody else cares

dude 1: have you even listened to dude 3?
dude 2: I haven't cared to since he started his yapathon

1a

Short way of texting "wanna" to someone when you don't have the time or willpower to fully type it out. Very lazy, smart only the first time you use it.

Girl 1: "hey u 1a go get smth"
Girl 2: "nah im too busy doing shit"

Asympzone

Like a friendzone, but worse. You've met her, held hands, you even got her inside your crib, but it's no bueno when it comes to scoring. As they say, you can approach that pussy, but you can never reach that pussy.

Bro 1: "Did you hear that bro 3 just got with that hottie? I think he got friendzoned to be honest."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."

power tower

A way to define multiple exponents stacked onto each other. Used in many ways:

To overcomplicate tetration notation for no good reason in particular
To express tetration in a broader sense. If the number is ³5 (scary isn't it), it's just 5⁵(⁵), or even better, 5³¹²⁵, NOT 5²⁵
To scare calculus students into submission with e^x derivatives, e.g. e^e^e^e^3x²
To have just a little bit of fun when writing a weird and complex exponentiation function

Also used to troll people when asked how to use exponents, i.e. calling them a dumbass without directly saying it to them

"The calc test is gonna have a power tower on it!"

"This is why I should've taken stats."