Philza

Minecraft YouTuber/Twitch streamer most notable for his hardcore death after 5 years

Baby zombie: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Ph1LzA was slain by Spider

Philza: NOOOO!!!! REALLY?! THAT'S HOW I DIE?! Oh my God, I'm fuckin' stupid! I'm fuckin' stupid! Ohhhh, a baby zombie!

Chastained

The act of getting run over, used up, doored, walled, or moved intentionally in a NASCAR event by a fellow competitor.

"We got chastained this week. We were his victim this week."
- Kyle Busch after the race at Richmond on getting spun out by Ross Chastain

future boy

A term 1955 Doc Brown used when 1985 Marty McFly traveled 30 years back in time.

Doc: So tell me, future boy, who's President of the United States in 1985?
Marty: Ronald Reagan.
Doc: Ronald Reagan? The actor? Then who's vice president? Jerry Lewis?

I have a boyfriend

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."

Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.

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