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A breed of dog that doesnât exist. But when drunk people at the bar ask you what kind of dog that is, you say âpoblano terrierâ, and they walk off either like WTF, never heard of that, or okâ¦
What kind of dog is that?
Itâs a Poblano Terrier. Itâs from Mexico.
What you drink while youâre watching your wife getting banged by her bull.
Shut up and drink your cucktail while this man destroys my beaver you useless piece of shit husband.
A cinema where you get to see lots of vagina, aka, a skin flick theater.
Hey bro, super horny, wanna go to the cigina and watch some porn, maybe rub one out?
You head to a girlâs house you want to bone, but sheâs got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.
Dude went to his dateâs house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billyâs mom and gave her a solid milffort.
When two butts come together for a bum massage. You get both a bum rub and a massage.
I see youâre feeling stressed and horny, letâs do a bummassage
When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks youâre a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.
Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.
A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick
Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead