poblano terrier

A breed of dog that doesn’t exist. But when drunk people at the bar ask you what kind of dog that is, you say “poblano terrier”, and they walk off either like WTF, never heard of that, or ok…

What kind of dog is that?
It’s a Poblano Terrier. It’s from Mexico.

bummassage

When two butts come together for a bum massage. You get both a bum rub and a massage.

I see you’re feeling stressed and horny, let’s do a bummassage

trumpieces

Small cut-up pieces of Donald Trump

I hate Donald Trump so much. I’d cut him into Trumpieces if I had my way

Restshrooms

When you visit the restroom in a bar and some dude who likes your shirt thinks you’re a party boy and hands over a bag of shrooms to you.

Dude, I can tell you guys party. Take some of these, bro!
Wow, I just scored some restshrooms.

shiitake mushroom stamp

A mushroom stamp but from a guy with a small dick

Wang gave me shiitake mushroom stamp when he slam his tinkie winkie on my forehead

tin can phone

When two guys are connected butt to butt bus double-ended dildo.

I walked in on my husband, Tim, and his buddy Eric pulling a tin can phone.

milffort

You head to a girl’s house you want to bone, but she’s got her kid there and you make a fort for her kid to be nice and cool. After the kid goes to bed you bone momma in the fort you made for the kid.

Dude went to his date’s house not knowing she had a kid. He built a fort and played with Billy, but after Billy went to bed he banged Billy’s mom and gave her a solid milffort.