Vincent

If you ever meet a Vincent, run. He isnt dangerous, he’s just weird and annoying. He is like a bad smell and he’ll never go away once you meet him. He is so stupid, even God can’t describe it. Vincent is a weakling and nobosy likes him. He watches Cocomelon in the middle of the night. He will lick your toes while you are sleeping. The only thing he is good at, is doing pranks. To a Vincent, every day is April Fools. Don’t EVER go near a Vincent, or he will lure you into the abyss of noobness.

Person 1: “Who’s the new guy?”
Person 2: “His name is Vincent,”
Person 1: I can tell, he’s such a geek.”