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lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.

We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.

by Teabag March 1, 2007

19πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Snories

Boring stories

Every time I bump into Walter he starts telling me snories

by Teabag June 15, 2011

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Shine

Ironically the title of a book written by Starr Jones

I was at the bookstore and saw a picture of Starr Jones on the cover, and next to her picture was the word "Shine", you think someone would have told her...

by Teabag January 10, 2006

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artie lange

Degenerate gambler, whoremonger, and boozer. Was also is some crappy movies. Let me sum him up in 2 words..My hero

Artie lange, in Vegas, during March Madness...I'm there

by Teabag March 28, 2005

411πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


Schvoogie

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

by Teabag April 21, 2006

223πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.

The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90

by Teabag March 7, 2006

63πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag July 2, 2007

43πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž