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Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.
Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.
The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.
While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....
Shit is reprehensible..
Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter
Play on words with Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots
After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers
Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.
Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.
Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...
Chicago bears rolled over the Green Bay fudgepackers, yet again