schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

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cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..

Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter

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New England Stealers

Play on words with Pittsburg Steelers and New England Patriots

After getting caught filming other teams signs, the Pats changed their name to the New England Stealers

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lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

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Chicago Bears

Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...

Chicago bears rolled over the Green Bay fudgepackers, yet again

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