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Having genital warts or blisters covering ones penis and having hair growing from them.
Dude I banged this chick last night and i woke up with some serious corn cobbed cock...
To recieve oral sex with poptart filling covering ones penis.
Dude, my girlfriend just asked if she could give me a cocktart again, I swear she likes the flavor more than she likes me...
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To take a dump that is at least twenty-eight pounds which rips one anus and causes excessive bleeding. Often requires the use of an entire roll of toilet paper.
Nik: Yo Doc. I just took an Anchorage Dump and my asshole was split wide open.
Dr. D: Nurse!
Nik: Doc? Am I gonna be ok?
Dr. D: No son, I'm afraid the dump has ripped your asshole completely in half. You will die in the next two hours.
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To cram as much "dip" into ones mouth as possible. Often results in stretch marks in cheek, nausea, and excessive vomiting. A.K.A. a dip the size of Connecticut.
Nik: Dude I'm about to put in a dip the size of Connecticut!
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Dustin: Hey man, can I get an Anchorage Dip?